大宅配~ 生活美學

性不性由你89：男人漸老的五大特徵

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1. You see farther, but you pee closer.

( 越看越遠，越尿越近。)

2. You get dozed off while you sit, but you become insomniac while you are in bed.

( 坐著打瞌睡，躺下睡不著。)

3. You cannot forget bygones, but you don't remember fresh things.

( 往事忘不掉，新事記不住。)

4. You still generate ideas up in your brain, but somhow it becomes unmanageable down between your legs.

( 上面有想法，下面沒辦法。)

And a worst-case scenario is . .

( 更糟的是 . . . )

5. You used to be hardened while you were waiting, but now you have to wait for hard-on.

( 以前硬著等，現在等著硬！)